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Daiquris

"Do you even like the zoo that much?" "Not really." "Then why are we here?" "Well it feels like something I should like?" "Why?" "Well I grew up going to the zoo and I know I like animals." "Sure." "And I like, like... going out and shit." "And?" "So I feel like when those things combine I should be like into it, ya know?" "That's where I lose you. It's like you think because you like peanut butter and cloves, you think that a peanut butter covered clove would be tasty." "That's a really weird example. Also I'm not sure that wouldn't be tasty, can't quite picture the flavor." "That's a fair point haha. But it's not as weird an example as your shit." "Can we just look at these koalas in peace?" "I'm bored." "Me too." "Then let's go get a daiquiri." "I'm not really in the...