North Pole PR Position Cover Letter
Dear Mr. Kringle, Please accept this application from a musician who wishes to apply to your open PR position. This job stuck out to me because it is so much in line with my past experience and future goals. I grew up receiving your gifts every Christmas. I would say they ranged from practical to desirable. Some years you really leaned into Fruit of the Loom products. I noticed those were the years where my behavior was, in hindsight, less than ideal. Other years I received products that were actually on my list. I still use that guitar you got me in 2008. I would say that your public reputation is overwhelmingly positive, and I want to be a part of the amazing teams of elves and... okay I'm not really sure how many factions run your empire... I want to be a part of the team helping you spread your gifts around the world. But what if we upgraded your image? What if I could help you become a god? Before you throw my application in the trash, please hear me out. I know this sounds ...