The Prince of Eagles
The court jester motioned at the princess: "I'd slap her pussy juice across the room with this hand!" The bells on his stupid hat jingled as he grabbed his wrist as if his hand was made of gold.
No one laughed. This joke had just followed a series of equally disappointing jokes about how he would bang the princess.
So he resorted to a last effort: "The only problem with banging the princess is that I'm too gay!"
He rushed to a pre-set male in the crowd and proceeded to fake fuck him. But he had chosen a spot precariously close to the sharp edges of a wooden table and pelvic thrusted the poor bastard into a corner. It broke his tooth and split his lip and the poor guy howled in pain.
The jester blushed, rushed to the prince's table and said, "Please could we find someone to take him to the medicine man?"
The prince just stared at him.
The jester awkwardly laughed and pointed at his plate, "Please save some of that lamb for me, if you would."
The prince's bottom lip trembled with fury and the jester grabbed the split-lipped man by the shoulder and led him away from the Palace of Eagles.
The prince whispered to a waiter, and the waiter cleared the jester's plate.
"I'll have his tongue on the morrow," said the prince. And the whole palace cheered.
Luckily the jester was near the exit and narrowly escaped the guards.
As he ran he remembered the sweet words of Minselea from the previous town: "You may suck at comedy, but you can still suck on this pussy."
He would see Minselea again. No fucking guards would take this from him.
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